Red-haired Neanderthals? Possibly, scientists say

Well this answers two questions. First, it explains the evilness of Ginger Kids/People and why they have no soul. Second, it explains why red headed step children have been beaten since the dawn of man.

This is Awesome

FEMA under fire for 'faking' news conference

You can't blame them for trying, YEAH, YEAH!

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARRRRDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!! YEEEESSSSSS!!!!!

Sexual misconduct plagues U.S. schools, AP reports

As if the idea I realized when I was 13 that US schools where pieces of shit didn't need anymore backing.

Can I get a YEAH, YEAH!

Turkey to vote on Iraq incursion

If the US leaves Iraq completely and civil war and genocide takes place, what would be the difference in sitting on the sideline doing nothing for Iraq and sitting on the sideline doing nothing for Darfur?

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